blort

Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.

Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!

by blorthorc October 7, 2003

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003

blort

the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)

he blorted as she gave him a blow job

by Blorter January 19, 2009

blorting

Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .

What are you blorting for ?

by Jesstet June 27, 2016

blort

Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)

Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...

by Moondot November 9, 2006

blort

1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.

1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.

by wscottc September 15, 2005

Blort

A really nasty, looking facial pimple.

That's a quite a blort you have there, best you hide from the townspeople.

by Mumu1972 August 23, 2017