Bloomington

Nestled in "Limestone Country", deep in the heart of South Central Indiana, you'll find Bloomington. Home of Indiana University, Bloomington also earned the "Tree City USA" designation, in 1979. We don't like to brag, but, Bloomington was the location of the last television assembly plant in the US, before RCA's French masters decided to move operations "south of the border". Keeping in tune with nature, Bloomington has adopted an "organic growth strategy," for city planning. Haphazard street nomenclature and numbering are the norm. Just try to get from West 3rd St to East 3rd St, it can't be done. If you got some cash, the East Side is the place for you. Your kids will go to the best schools and you'll have great access to the Mall. It's a transplanted suburbanite's wet dream. If you're in a slightly less money-fied situation, may I suggest either the North or South Side. If you're willing to roll the dice, with respect to your kid's education, the West Side offers you the best real estate value in Bloomington. The-smell-of-freshly-burnt-rubber-from-tires-of-the-truck-driven-by-the-redneck-who's-currently-flipping-you-off, is a strong indicator that you've made it to the West Side. The campus area is predominated by lazy money douchebags who are fixin' to get their comeuppance if they show me the slightest amount of disrespect. Drinking is like a religion with these people.

Bloomington Superlatives:
-The Indiana Hoosiers have won 7 Soccer and 5 Basketball National Championships.
-John "Cougar" Mellencamp is Bloomington's most celebrated resident. Word around town is that he's a total dickhead to everyone with whom he comes in contact.
-The center of US population is a distinction which has not fallen within the incorporated area of any city since it was located in Bloomington, in 1910.

by mcstig July 27, 2010

bloomingdale's

A store with a large selection of popular clothing, accessory, and jewelry brands. Such as; Juicy Couture, Burberry, Chanel, and so much more. It pretty much fits into the category of Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. It is a little pricey, however, the atmosphere is so great that it's even fun to just shop around and try things on, even if you have no desire to buy them. If you are looking for something in particular however, the employees are very friendly, and helpful. They even have personal shoppers to assist the fashionably helpless/wealthy. It is basically just a great store.

bloomingdale's=love

"I bought my Mademoiselle by Chanel at Bloomingdale's" ;

by anonymoussss72789 December 24, 2005

Bloomingdale brown purse

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.

man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.

by rerelax March 9, 2009

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

Bloomfield Hills

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

by doobies4u November 18, 2005

Bloodpig

When a less desirable woman buys or provides large amounts of alcohol for a man; with the intent to have sex with him once he is drunk to the point where he can no longer refuse the act.

You better watch out tonight that ugly chick in the corner is a bloodpig.

by Bloodpigsucks January 17, 2012

West Bloomfield High School

A bunch of kids that mess around and act like there cool and vape. They also go over the top for homecoming. Thanks Mr. Watson

I got to West Bloomfield high school

by High Cow October 10, 2018