Bloomin' Onion

Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette

3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion

by cletus McFlapjack April 17, 2010

Bloomin' Brown Rose

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.

A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"

by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011

bloomin' punion

another term for a young girl's vagina.

that chick looks like she's in high school, with that bloomin' punion.

by brinkman September 22, 2005

Bloomin’

To be flourishing. At your absolute best. To be at a point that is even more desirable than a blooming onion at Outback

Damn Holly, you bloomin’

by Sharky336 March 15, 2019

metro bloomin

slang that ken carson used from his teen x era to reference a drug dealer

metro bloomin got me geeked

by Aqxa November 23, 2024

Bloomin' Onion

An alternate name for an anal prolapse.

"I went to have anal with a gal in a taxi cab, but she had quite the bloomin' onion..."

by TheAnglerCh March 20, 2024