Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

blogerrhea

When people just can't stop blogging. Even when they have nothing important to say, they just can't control themselves.

You know you suffer from blogerrhea when you let the world know when, where and how you took a dump today.

by lavinatoe January 9, 2009

bogey

a ciggarette

Let me get a bogey.

by DeVonTheDucer July 26, 2003

blokey

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007

Blokey Bloke

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.

Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.

by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007

blowey

Another way to say blow job. Used in the movie "i Love you Man"

I don't want to talk about getting bloweys from my girlfriend.

by pnaymer February 8, 2010

Double Bogey

A crappy golf score (2 over par), but a good old-school movie night.

I would've shot par, but I hit the bunker and Double Bogeyed. Speaking of Double Bogeying, you should come on over and we'll watch: "The Maltese Facon" and "The Treasure of the Sierra Madres."

by King T April 25, 2010