bloghopping

Following links from one blog to another, reading about the lives of people you have absolutely nothing to do with.

I went bloghopping today and found this kid named Matt.

by Nick June 17, 2005

Taco Blocko

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. The action of one female intercepting cock or otherwise stopping another female from receiving cock.

Chelsey was going to take Jake home and fuck his brains out but that bitch/slut Hillary gave her the taco blocko and blew him in the bathroom.

by El Brendito October 11, 2006

Bloch

When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch

Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

blockormore

A girl that only looks good from a block or more.

Dag, that girl is ugly. Yeah, she's definitely a blockormore.

by Eric P. September 22, 2003

brochocinco

a top 10 bro name that falls between brosif stalin and president brobama

tom- "yo brochocinco thow me the bag of chip"
mike- "you got it brobama"

by when life hands you a jeffrey December 3, 2010

bloghole

Someone that talks, tweets, and acts poorly in a blog. A bloghole follows another blog just to get a "follow back;" then unfollows immediately after the pay out (happens often on Twitter). A bloghole blogs with the intention of becoming popular or "making it big" (do we know anyone that has happened to?). A bloghole comments just to get you to follow them.

"You just blog about your tawdry affairs to get attention ... you are such a bloghole!"

"'Great post. Follow me back @.....' - said by every bloghole known to mankind."

by hchristenas September 11, 2012

zach bloch

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself

dang you're such a zach bloch

by ANon32190312037891372173212936 June 2, 2017