The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
by smithy85 December 9, 2008
Get the Lochness Monster mug.A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.
"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."
"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."
"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."
"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."
"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."
by Stinger911 January 19, 2011
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The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.
Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...
by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010
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by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010
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A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.
A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.
Kelly is gorgeous, but I could never fuck her because she's always such a bitchness.
Hey! What's up Bitchness.
Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.
When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.
Hey! What's up Bitchness.
Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.
When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.
by Nicsin December 28, 2008
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