A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.
Karen gave me the best blompy last night.
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009
Get the Blompy mug.1. The main character from the New York TV show "Bloopy's Buddies", which promotes children to do exercise with songs that would make Barney the dinosaur puke.
2. A name which anybody could come up with since it just involves adding a 'B' to the word 'loopy'.
3. A kind of abbreviation for 'blooper'.
2. A name which anybody could come up with since it just involves adding a 'B' to the word 'loopy'.
3. A kind of abbreviation for 'blooper'.
A long time ago I drew a crappy cartoon character and named it Bloopy, and it's been the nickname I usually use on the Internet ever since.
Hahahahaa Bob Saget just made a big bloopy on TV!
Hahahahaa Bob Saget just made a big bloopy on TV!
by Bloopy April 13, 2005
Get the Bloopy mug.I was having a terrible time in the bathroom, until the bloopy had commenced.
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Get the bloopy mug.by BrownsvilleGirl March 1, 2005
Get the bloopy mug.The act of whiffing or missing easy shots in a FPS game. Examples include but are not limited to, emptying your whole magazine without killing an enemy and having Parkinson’s aim.
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Get the Bloopying mug.by Dr.loko September 24, 2018
Get the Bloppy mug.The act of receiving cunnilingus while taking a poop. The female equivalent of a grumpkin. Although difficult to imagine, a pulley system should do the trick.
Last night I was with this girl who slipped me a roofy. I was awoken by some sort of pulley system which harnessed me over her twat by my legs. She forced me to give her a bloopy as she held a gun to my cock. Boy that sucked.
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