Wolf Blitzer

A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.

Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"

by mrbrout June 15, 2017

blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Blitzed

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

Blitzed

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Blitzer

A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.

Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011