Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)

Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!

by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008

south jersey blindside

A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.

"Hey honey could you help me with th-OUCH MY ANUS!"

by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003

reverse blindside

When a person of color teaches a pretty white woman how to get more out of life.

"James really reverse blindsided that white bitch."

"Did he tell you why?"

"Yeah, she was such a Karen"

by Craftylilpeach November 4, 2022

Reverse Blindside

When a person of color teaches a Caucasian they can achieve higher goals in life.

They achieved so much; it was truly a reverse blindside!

by Linlindadino November 5, 2022

Blindie

A blind person. Unlike the other definition its derogatory nature is derived from context. Blind people often refer to themselves as this. (I felt inclined to correct the previous definition, as I've only rarely seen it used in a derogatory way).

"I know this blindie who can do pretty much anything besides drive himself around"
"They say this organization supports blindies but seems like a lot of their money goes elsewhere."

by pycthedragon January 27, 2014

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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022