blether

a gathering of friends at a pub where drunken stories are exchanged

Thir isnae an embarrassment in the world that cannae be erased by a bit ay blether and a few bevvies.

by Bmose August 2, 2006

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

by Bonk October 27, 2020

Flecking Bletch

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.

Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!

by kewlchica69 June 29, 2011

bletherskate

1. (scottish slang) One who blethers or talks shite constantly.

2. (scottish slang) One who is full of shite

That woman never shuts up! She is nowt but a bletherskate!!

by DJ Skate January 14, 2004

Bleth

This is an alternative way of saying "Bless" with a lisp-type pronunciation. More commonly used to imply the liking of something and not used as a farewell.

Alex - Yo Bealey, I just got a fat sack of grade!

Bealey - Yea thats bleth

by AlexBealey January 12, 2009

Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"

by juliscious6969 June 9, 2009

blethalina

The sexiest ferret in the world. Everyone wants to be a blethalina because blethalina's are bae , everyone aspires to be a blethalina because blethalina's are the top shit.

holy fuck i love that ferret , it must be a blethalina .

by ferrets4life101 May 10, 2019