blamboozly

Not to be confused with bamboozle, blamboozle, Blamboozle, or bamboozly. It is the brand name for a user called Iguy. Despite the brand name, it does not define any action of tomfoolery. Its only purpose is to make a specific search term on social media.

"Yo fellow web-surfer, where can I find the good internet influencer?"
"Find blamboozly bro, use the search engine. It knows everything."

by Iguy_I May 13, 2021

Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

by Sam Mill December 30, 2021

blomblarbagast

surprise enormously; astonish, shock in a little bit of silly goofy way.

when i uh told ur mom i did her she was utterly blomblarbagasted

by Rainormal June 22, 2023

blombi

a blonde broad who is also bomb. bomb ass blonde.

Rachael and Tay are blombis.

by taylortay January 24, 2010

blumbone

when a man first receives a blumpkin and then is finished off with a rusty trombone, thus eliminating the need to wipe. see blumpkin and rusty trombone

I sat down to shit and all of the sudden some hottie walked in and gave me a blumbone. Wow did my asshole feel clean.

by browntown69 October 1, 2011

Gumbo Blumbo

When you're getting a blumpkin that ends with vomit and hotdog chunks in your lap.

I had that bitch over for a savory blumpkin last night, and she ended up giving me a Gumbo Blumbo

by Zyfus September 17, 2018

blumber

What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.

The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.

by Joe Stoops September 4, 2016