by Opman April 23, 2019
by Jentim July 27, 2005
Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
by Radge Gadgee December 6, 2006
Did you hear?? about how ed sheeran died
yes he blarted!!!
also used as a term to say to your friends
HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED
yes he blarted!!!
also used as a term to say to your friends
HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED
by BlartyParty December 16, 2020
I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter
by trojun March 11, 2016
Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.
This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.
This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.
Mall Enthusiast: "Hey, Mr Mall Security Officer, there's an old lady being robbed over there in the food court at gunpoint... she needs help!!!"
Blart: "No Pitchurs!"
Blart: "No Pitchurs!"
by Brick Immortar November 10, 2019
by Freddy Mercury June 23, 2003