When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.
by Blastard April 21, 2019
Get the Blastard mug.the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."
The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.
The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.
Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?
Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.
Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.
by ElJavo May 13, 2010
Get the blatany mug.Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
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To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005
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