blarged

to die, dead. The root word is blarg as in "Blarg, I am dead."

Oh my husband is blarged; car accident.

by Stalyn November 22, 2007

blaggidge

To obtain something by purely blagging it, not paying, stealing it or getting it given to you.

I stayed in a Hotel last weekend and came back with bare blaggidge - Pint glasses, plates, cutlery, shower gel etc

by Team Diva May 9, 2006

blarginsons

blarginsons is a mental disease to randomly say the word "blarg"

you "hi there .....blarg...... my good buddy blarg.
friend "why are you saying blarg"
you "because blarg i have blarginsons disease."

by Corrupt Otsego June 17, 2009

Blargishyer

Someone you call that is obese in real life, enjoys shearing sheep on the backyard farm, has an interest in pirates.

On the trip to New Zealand, we saw many Blargishyer's on the side of the road.

by bigboiLikestacos1 January 13, 2011

Blarginsmoogin

The hottest thing a man can do to a woman ever.

He blarginsmoogin'ed all over her face.

by thepacmanthe70s January 15, 2011

blargicide

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.

"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Blarged

When money is deducted from an Orangetheory members bank account

You’re getting blarged if you don’t reschedule to a different time on the same day

by Splat11111 May 2, 2023