blargicide 

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.

"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

blargicide by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Bearicide 

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.

We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

Bearicide by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011

barbicide 

When a barber commits suicide.

Paulie was old and tired of cutting hair for the same people over and over, listening to their sob stories all the while. So he drank that blue stuff on the counter and committed barbicide.

barbicide by LarryD23 November 16, 2009

Blogicide 

One who blogs without thinking.
Or says something in a blog that is obviously stupid to everyone but the person posting.

"Blogicide"I'm not a hater! I will expose you all with info I gathered on all of you. so stop hating cause you're dumb.

Blogicide by Collateral Damnage January 8, 2011

Beardicide 

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

Beardicide by Neelands January 1, 2011

blingicide 

noun
1. Someone wearing too much bling.
2. A person damaging their image or appearance by wearing (inappropriate) bling.

adjective : blingicidal

1. "That rapper's committed blingicide".
2. "That wag (Footballer's Wife And Girlfriend) is attempting blingicide ".
3. "The celebrity was publicly committing blingicide".

blingicide by JezGex January 12, 2008

Blarguicidal

A mix of suicidal, and terrible.

"I'm feeling blarguicidal, cant a boy miss his bestfriend?"

Blarguicidal by Tanner Blake October 12, 2008