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Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.
You fucking bloody blastard innit!!
by Blastard April 21, 2019
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blatany

the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.
Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.
by ElJavo May 13, 2010
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The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.
'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005
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blata

"Nobody messes with the Blata"
by Hayden Baron February 10, 2007
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Bantawigs disease

Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.

Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.
Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."
by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019
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Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.
Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.
by Shit_4_Brains June 23, 2007
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Blabtard

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.
Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!
by JVATYT February 7, 2022
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