Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

banal adventures

boring, everyday adventures partaken by ordinary people. Often done in an exciting or fun manner.

That dude did some banal adventures over the weekend, now he can't sit down.

by Arafat September 20, 2005

Blaal

a sound uttered from the mouth of one who is in the process of dying a horrible death.

as the baseball blasted through Stan's chest, all we heard was "Blaal"

by Ixtiklioblikliak April 7, 2008

Banalism

A Bannana eating another bannana.

To do this wear a bannana costume and walk around eating a bannana. You can do this anytime of the year.

You have just commited Banalism.

Halloween : Yes

Christmas : Yes

Easter : Hell Yea

by Hahahahha you October 16, 2011

Blană

Word mainly used in the South-Eastern part of Romania.

It is synonym with ‘cool’ but could have several meanings depending on how you use the word.

Example: ‘ A fost blană aseară! ’ ( Last night was fetch’ )

‘ Dă-i blană ’ - ( here the word means fast, ‘ Go fast! ’

by susieqxr July 29, 2019

banal nap

1)(adj) Very fine; dope

Damn her ass is banal nap!
Those kicks are banal nap as fuck!

by banal nap wanker May 3, 2018

blatalian battalion

an army of italian/african-american mixed-race individuals.

the blatalian battalion is comprised of many franco harris clones.

by mike valenti June 9, 2008