Blazenstein

a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!

That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.

by an unruly student... November 6, 2004

blafingo

when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.

vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo

by paris akbann July 3, 2008

Blahenpahnerisshness

whatever you want it to at the time; Cottagegrovians needed a word to describe sometime....hence the word blahenhahnerisshness

I've been so busy!! Oh, blahenpahnerisshness!!

by Ashley Hunstad December 24, 2004

blazenut

When you cum while you have a urinary track infection.

Ben: "Doctor, I have a problem."
Doctor: " What is it?"
Ben: "Every time I have nutted since I had a UTI, it has burned hotter than 1,000 hells."
Doctor: "You mean you shot out a blazenut?"
Ben: "Yes. Now, just don't tell my parents okay."

by johnjackjulliet February 24, 2018

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

Bladen

Bladen: An amazingly talented guy, who loves to tube. He is hard but soft. Nobody ever bugs him...unless they feel thay have lived their life to the fullest.

Gavin:"Wow! Bladen is such an idiot!"

Bladen:"You're dead!"

by Kenny;) June 12, 2012

blazen on da reefa

kickin back smoking weed

today i was blazen on da reefa

by izzle bizzle June 9, 2003