cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016

finger blasted

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006

blasted

intensely drunk or stoned

I don't remember shit...damn I was blasted last night

by SavageBitch May 3, 2003

blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank May 13, 2005

blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014