bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass

I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

cringe bitch

Most girls in the modern generation. Always doing the popular trend. Acts like a bitch and pissess you off.

Jessica is a cringe bitch because the only thing on her snapchats are her vaping and she can’t stop sucking dick.

by Litmoney27 May 29, 2018

Bitch Inch

The last inch of a beer that gets warm and left behind for a fresh cold one.

Guy #1: Are you ready for another beer?

Guy #2: Yeah, I'm ready.

Guy #1: I don't think so, I see a bitch inch in there. Finish that up then I'll get you one.

by D Ward Free May 20, 2014

Bitch, I might be

What you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense

Judge: Are you guilty?
Gucci Mane: Bitch, I might be.

by ADB0603 May 9, 2013

fucking assjhole bitch

your mother

ethan: hey shawty baeee <3333

female: you are such a fucking assjhole bitch

by Coronatime.com/yourdad February 10, 2021

green tea bitch

Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)

This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.

A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.

"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".

by BlueElf August 7, 2016