bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

bitchy mcbitch bitcherson

a name describing a female who is two-faced, bitchy, a hoe, mean, a jerk (not a good one), and pear-shaped....

synonyms:
pearass, shakira, pearbitch, colorguard, and pear-shaped

antonyms:
nice, holier than thou, respectable, has a life, and hour-glass-shaped

Guy 1: Yeah.... She's the girl that wrote that blog.... What was her name??

Guy 2: IDK.... Probably Bitchy McBitch Bitcherson!!

Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

by jessboutilier14 February 5, 2010

Bitcharonie

A Bitcharonie is someone who acts like a bitch, but smells like macaroni.

Wow! Did you see that Bitcharonie? I swear she constantly smells like macaroni!

The Bitcharonie account on instagram is the best! I just wish there wasn't so much macaroni.

by Banana&Crispy April 14, 2016

Urban Bitchionary

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand

Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.

by Flamingrecorders July 24, 2012

Bitchuation

Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.

Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party

by YTCD September 13, 2009

bitchering

A very loud and annoying form of complaining. A combination of both bitching and bickering.

Stop your bitchering!

by Riyan Amla May 21, 2005

bitchfriend

When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

by medicalmechanica August 3, 2010