Black bitch

A Black man or woman stealing money, or stuff from you.

David: Hey, who stole $120 out of my wallet?
James: It must have been a Black bitch.

by LinkxImpa November 21, 2020

Big black bitch splitter.

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.

That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.

by Sittingbully January 11, 2012

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

blackberry bitch

A successful, extremely stressed, woman who can be bitch when she needs to and can get exactly what she wants. Constantly on her blackberry/texting. Often seen carrying a large coffee and wearing five inch heels.

"Look at jenna power walking shes such a blackberry bitch"

by blackberrybitch August 25, 2009

Black Bitch Wasted

This phrase isn't a real phrase. I heard a kid say it once though and he had no idea what he was talking about. He was trying to get all his friends on board and no one was into it.

Guys, I wanna get black bitch wasted tonight.

Stop trying to get us to do that non real thing tony. It's not real. You're not real.

by Skunkypants January 31, 2015

BLACK BITCH BREATHING

It is a {LOADED GUN}
1. This is a street term for having a LOADED GUN somewhere on your body.
2. A fully Loaded Gun ready to shoot from the hip, no need or time TO LOAD BULLETS.
3. {BREATHING} = A LIVE GUN = BULLETS LOADED = READY & waiting to shoot ANYTIME/ANYWHERE.
4. If you are not BREATHING, you are DEAD.
DEAD GUN is NOT LOADED AND CAN'T HELP OR PROTECT ANYONE. USELESS

I always keep a BLACK BITCH BREATHING on me.
BLACK = COLOR of most GUNS
BITCH = YOUR GUN, OWNERSHIP TERM for all kinds of things. In This Case YOUR GUN.
BREATHING = ALIVE AND READY - LOADED

Not a girl.
A Girl is a Shorty.

by ARTLOVER3 April 15, 2009

black bitch

1. A card game - variation of the game of hearts (also known as "black witch"). This game is more cutthroat.

All the cards are dealt. Dealer rotates. Three cards are passed to another player in rotation starting with the player to the left. Player on the dealers left plays first by selecting a card and laying it down. Play procedes clockwise, players must follow suit or discard. Highest in the suit wins. Some cards have a point value and are retained face up.
Hearts have their spot value (face cards 10, ace 20) and the Queen of spades is worth 31 (the black bitch).
Points are totaled after each hand - play stops when a predetermined score is reached (usually 500)... *lowest* score wins. However - should all the point cards be won in one hand, everyone *elses* score increases by 31.

In some variations, the jack of diamonds is worth -31, thus canceling the black bitch or reducing a players overall score.

When played with a tarot deck, wands plays the role of hearts, swords the role of spades, and the major arcana are trumps (win any hand where it is the highest trump card played).

2. The queen of spades (see above)

3. (More obscure) A sudden, single, stroke of extremely bad luck.

I was just cruising past all the other competitors when life hit me with the black bitch: my engine blew up!

"OK - hit me with the black bitch..." (when a friend is reluctant to deliver bad news or to do some harmful action).

by Simon Bridge March 12, 2007