bartlesville

• A boring place that has a very small mall and needs a chick-fil-a.

• is mostly a flat land town.

• has about 17,110 (47.4%) males
• and 18,958 (52.6%) females

bob- the town we went to was sooo boring! i forgot what it was called though.

john- bartlesville!

by ♪ ♫ SPARKLE ♪ ♫ November 21, 2011

Bartleson

Last Name: Bartlesons Are Great Lovers, Fighters and Thinkers. Very Nobel and Very Attractive

Tod Bartleson Is a cool dude

by Bartleson May 7, 2009

Bartlesville

The best little city in Oklahoma. The firendlist people you will ever meet. Often overlooked due to its funny name and small size. Don't forget to go to the Woolaroc wildlife preserve!!

Joe: Dude, I'm going to Bartlesville next week.
John: Where the hell is that?
Joe: It's this awesome town in Oklahoma!!

by HayHay<3 August 15, 2011

Bortles

The sound chunky vomit makes as it hits the toilet

Blake must have been sick; I heard bortles coming from the bathroom.

by OGPCPA September 17, 2017

Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

bittles

A 'cute' alternative to the word 'bit' in the phrase 'In a bit'. Usually muttered upon departing the residence of a chum, to express solidarity, and to confirm that the two individuals will indeed cross paths again soon.

Can also be used with the additional word 'shittles', as an alternative the the phrase, 'In a bit, shit.' This charming addition provides a aura of cheekiness to the original display of solidarity, often used after a particularly raucous and prolonged gathering.

'I'm gonna be off now, in a bittles.'

Right, I'm done, in a bittles, shittles!

by Cunt Face Magee May 20, 2011

birdless

Lacking any/all logic, reasoning, and or rational thought(s)

Good God, Michael has gone off his rockers…He’s completely Birdless.

by cloaKaine October 15, 2023