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birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.
Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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birth control

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.
"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."
by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010
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A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.
Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.
by ueiee December 15, 2008
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Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by tbd80 November 18, 2010
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Nature's Birth Control

Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"
Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.
by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012
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birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
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Birth Control Glasses

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.
Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!
by Davy March 21, 2004
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