Binger

A soy drinking flaccid penis of a man, who fabricates stories to make others seem as effeminate as he is, with douchey facial hair and a condescending attitude towards children.

“That new teacher is such a Binger, he tried to say my project on the civil war was unfairly critical of the people who sat out and didn’t fight.”

by Pythagora November 16, 2021

binger

A heady bong rip taken directly to thy dome.

Ah dude, we gotta take some bingers before that beasters math test.

by Dankanonymous September 20, 2006

Binger

Binger = Someone who fucks around, waste of time, affects multiple people

Fucking josh aye, he’s such a binger, pissed around saying he “doesn’t want a relationship” like don’t fucking give me signs then

by RandRbeng February 20, 2020

binger

Noun
Informal + offensive : a foolish or stupid person, generally a politically motivated corrupt lawyer.

Verb.
To fuck up utterly

Binger completely bingered the case.

by adoorajar November 15, 2021

binger

A full chamber of marijuana smoke inhaled from a bong. The act of ripping a binger is widely practiced.

Bill rips mad bingers.

by Dickie J. November 20, 2002

Binger

Adjective

Flaccid, lacking in use, incapable

Usually referred to when talking about male genitalia

Jenny: I wish I could have sex with my husband but we can’t.

Becky: why can’t you?

Jenny: I thought my husband was a Rittenhouse with a schlong, but he has a Binger!

by The Anti-Binger November 16, 2021

Binger

1. A failed erection (i.e. an unintentional flaccid penis)

2. Commonly confused with a soy infused femboy prosecutor who enjoys larping as Alec Baldwin inside courtrooms.

"Did you lay that pipe last night?"

'Nah, I drank too much and caught a binger.'

by 1776Spirit November 16, 2021