Big Schlong Mike

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.
Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.
by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020
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Big boy mike

A opp some call a gay nigga sometimes but mainly a broke nigga think he a badass but he just a big booty bitch ass -North gaston community
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big daddy mike

a guy with a big personlaity thats awesome
u kno th at awesome kid. oh u mean big daddy mike?
by lit kid 01 April 20, 2018
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big peen mike

Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“
Potato “I ate him”
Sauce “OMFG”
by Lambotits September 23, 2019
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Big Mike

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
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Big-money Mike

Big money Mike is a term used is orange county to describe someone who is extremely wealthy. Usually the person can buy whatever he/she wants. Big money Mike's make an excessive amount of money and don't know what to do with it. Someone who makes over 100 k. Also known as a baller.
That big-money Mike is going to pay for us tonight.
by Omario516 January 21, 2018
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