bidet

a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing

i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!

by jimbob February 16, 2003

A bidet

When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex

“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car”
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet”

by Black cherry July 3, 2019

bidet

After tagging a girl in the ass you piss on her arsehole to clean it up.

So I'm balls deep in the hookers ass and I gave her quick bidet to clean it up.

by Fuk Yoo December 13, 2003

bidet

Its when you do a girl on her back. When shes about to squirt, you stand up and squat over her and let her squirt you in the butt.

"She just bideted me in the butt"

by Ed M Rod January 31, 2008

bidet

When you piss on a girls arsehole

I gave that girl a bidet

by Fuk Yoo December 13, 2003

bidet

super duper deluxe commode enema

um...... it's French!!!! r0flaffl

by ~''~ March 16, 2005

bidet

a person that seems attractive in clothes, but is ugly when naked.

"Oh my god, I slept with him and he is such a bidet."

by UKWildcat11 May 13, 2010