joe bidened

to get so drunk that you begin to slur your words and lose motor skills

After his breakup, he wanted to get joe bidened tonight to forget his pain.

by kingslatt November 18, 2021

Joe Bidened

To be touched inappropriately by someone with political power.

Jerry: He man you know Becky, apparently she got Joe Bidened.

by Linked Carts October 29, 2020

Bidened Up

Descriptive phrase, meaning to fuck something up so badly that even your lowest expectations were met with incomprehensible disaster.

Boy, we’ve really Bidened Up this time.

by SomePrickIKnow August 17, 2021

Bidened

(V) - to soil ones self in public. Usually followed by the phrases ‘Come one man!’, ‘Cornpop was a bad dude’ or ‘You ain’t black’.

(Adj) Piss Poor quality. Something rationally incomprehensible in its lack of intrinsic value.

(V) ‘Dude, he bidened himself at homecoming’

(Adj) That ‘68 Camaro is so bidened that Christ himself couldn’t make sense of it’

by Jaymz Kilmister April 23, 2021

Bidened

This is when you our your team is winning or leading a game, only to have the other team come back and win using illegal tactics.

Damn, we we up 15 Points at the half, only to have some guy the power go out and the scoreboard changed. We totally got Bidened!

by Thorzilla November 7, 2020

Bidened

When you deficate on one's self and not realize it

Man I got so influenced by what the Pope said I bidened my pants

by Ucfjordan November 3, 2021

Bidened

When you fall victim to Biden’s molestation

Brad: “yo go I got bidened when I went to DC”

Chad “Bruh he got to you too🥺”

by supersucker3000 December 4, 2020