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Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.
by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011
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noah get the boat

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.
Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"
by mintansea March 8, 2021
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Boblo Boat

Originally a boat that took people to Boblo Island, an amusement park near Detroit, Boblo Boat, is now a term used to describe a place where a person spends much of their adolescence. A person's Boblo Boat is a place where they do lots of maturing. The term was popularized in the 2018 song "Boblo Boat" by Royce da 5'9" featuring J.Cole.
Jim: So what was your Boblo Boat?
Aaron: I have so many late night memories in my 97' Honda Civic, that was definitely my Boblo Boat.
by jomanhan9 November 21, 2018
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bloatesque

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
by KRM90 January 21, 2011
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Boatayy

Boatayy is a hybrid of Boat and a play on the word 'Party' as the Upper class gentlemen around the Wiltshire province of Salisbury, UK, may seemingly pronounce the word Party as 'Partayy', also there love affair of boats in which they attend meetings to talk about Sailing while enjoying a nice Bacardi and Coke, so combining the two words together into "Boatayy" is slang for the Upper Class Gentlemen to go enjoy homosexual activities while Sailing across the Channel to France, Typically heard across the Villages surrounding Salisbury, for example; Downton, Fordingbridge and Woodfalls.
Typical Downton Lad 1: mate i saw those two posh twats going for some Boatayy!
Typical Downton Lad 2: mate! that's my boss, Sir Charles.
by bellarmy April 10, 2013
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The OC boat docking

"The OC boat docking"

Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing

Verb

The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination

the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.
Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"

Jake "no"

Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"

Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"
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bloatmaxing

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!
by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018
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