Beethday

The day when someone wishes a belated birthday to a boy/girl.

Joe: Man i had a tough time dealing with late wishes.
Jose: Dude, today You have been acting like a beethday boy.

by zeesh November 10, 2011

Lady Beetle

The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..

Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..

by badman2232 September 14, 2009

Beetlejuicing

an over-the-pants handjob in a public place, often associated with patrons of musical theater

The congresswoman from my district got caught Beetlejuicing her boyfriend at the local theater, but she had to finish him off in the car because they got thrown out.

by Jacob Mosby September 17, 2023

Beetposting

See shitposting.

Beet can't stop beetposting on atlas and it's baiting other users into responding.

by Technocratic Timmy May 29, 2017

Beetlebum

A term coined by the band blur used to describe people who smoke heroin, particularly those addicted to the practice. The term comes from the dotted black residue left behind on tin foil sheets after use, often called "beetles", hence the phrase "chasing the beetle".

"Get nothing done you beetlebum"

by dopeheadfreeloader January 5, 2014

Beetlejuice

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

by Anita Nap September 19, 2023

beetus

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007