Bezos

Noun: A combination of human fecal matter and urine common found on the streets and sidewalks of Seattle.

The Seattleite was dismayed that amazon delivery truck left her package right in a giant pile of bezos.

by pedaltothe June 2, 2018

bezoddle

To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.

Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!

by dennypiffin April 29, 2014

befok

A South African and particularly Cape Town word for really good! Can also be used to describe someone crazy.

That party last night was befok, hey?

OR

That guy is really befok in this head!!

by Moody Nicole September 11, 2006

Jeff Bezos

Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator

Bro Jeff Bezos Is Soooo Rich

by G48M October 22, 2020

bezonkers

Breasts, Boobs or to drive one crazy, insane or nuts.

That term drives me bezonkers!
Your driving me freakin BEZONKERS!!!

Your bezonkers are hot!

by gfl_ladydeath February 27, 2008

Bezongaled

to be totally or utterly flabbergasted

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"

by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010

Bezos Pesos

The compensation for labor at Amazon, Whole Foods Market, etc.

I spent all of my Bezos Pesos on an overpriced lunch at Whole Foods Market. I even used my employee discount : (

by courseassistant February 3, 2022