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Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.
'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'
by Katehhh March 7, 2008
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hot buttered cock

when a man goes to the movies with a date, purchases a popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub and slips his erect penis through the hole into the popcorn with the hopes his date will reach in and grab a handful of 'hot buttered cock'!
i really fell for my boyfriend when he took me to the movies on our first date and suprised me with hot buttered cock.
by KalahW October 21, 2006
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Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009
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buttered her roll

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.
John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.
by Dritch1 May 6, 2015
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Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.
"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"
by Slic Ric September 10, 2013
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buttered toast

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.
"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy
by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008
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Buttered Zero

a phrase used by rockstar jimmy pop from The Bloodhound Gang to describe vaginas.
Jimmy Pop to Mark the Bagger: "we're tryin to hook you up with some buttered zero tonight, and Shitbirdz and I got a plan."
by heartagram_eric August 10, 2010
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