Jebran Bassil

Jebran Bassil is the ass faced politician who is somehow the heir to the presidential chair in Lebanon's corrupt as fuck democratic government. Synonyms include: cock block; shit stain; faggot; theif; mongoloid; asshole; an all around dick; the kid who ate glue in preschool; antivax child; autism incarnate

Hela hela hela hela hoooooo... Jebran Bassil kes emooo

by Labanon's flaming anus October 22, 2019

Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"

You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

by YesOkCool May 22, 2018

Bessie

Very amusing girl who can sometimes be really crazy but in a good way. A bessie is always very suportive of your decisions altough she does occationally laugh at them. Also really likes babies so watch out.

Look at her go! She's a real Bessie that one.

Mother 1: "Did you see that Bessie!?"
Mother 2: "Yes! she tried to steal your baby!"

by Poisedon(GodoftheSea) November 5, 2011

Bossilini

Certified boss. Someone who’s above the norm.

He was not an average joe , he was a bossilini!!!

by Fmafioso July 29, 2018

Bessin

"Bessin" is the action of outwardly, unapologetically being a total pussy/bitch. Distinctly different than the normal definition of being a pussy, an action is described as "Bessin" if one is outspoken about being a bitch, and makes no attempt to hide it. First popularized by Slowdown kids in rap music.

"Johnny said he wanted to fight me, and when we arranged a spot to meet he didn't show up. That dude is bessin."
"I went to the party last night, but I left cause everybody was bessin."
"If somebody's got beef we can get it, I ain't no bessin ass bitch."

by Computerboi February 23, 2019

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020