barnhart

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose

Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?

by Lacsticles December 24, 2006

barnhart

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.

by unreliable August 1, 2008

bernhardt

The closest man to a dwarf that you will find. What he lacks in height he makes up with in width. He doesn't give a fuck about what you say he is just gonna do his thing no matter how morally questionable it is!

Wow did you see what shit just happened? He must be a bernhardt!

by Adolf Steyn June 29, 2017

Alyssa Barnhart

A girl that uses and manipulates males when she likes girls, and constantly bitches about how terrible her life is and how she has no friends, and how depressed and loney she is EVEN THO she has a roof over her head, she isnt starving, and she talks to every guy at your school district.

that girl is being a total (slut) alyssa barnhart

by Pimp11 May 30, 2018

Bernhard German System

The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.

''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''

by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020

Barnhartism

Same as a closeted homosexual, except with more bird noises.

"If you don't cure your Barnhartism, you may never make journeyman"

by The sea gull October 6, 2022

daulton barnhart

Daulton Barnhart- One amazing guy from the U.S. Greatest to ever walk the Earth. That's all that can be said because everything else is too much of an understatement.

There are no exact examples of Daulton Barnhart that can be named but if had to, he is a Brad Pitt, mixed with Einstein and Babe Ruth.

by Daultonb25 October 16, 2013