beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Welting and Belting

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.

Did you get any welting and belting last night?

by Pat M25 October 4, 2010

Beastin

Making a big deal out of nothing

Mother: How could you get an F in Math??
Kid: Ma, stop beastin!

by Diane December 23, 2003

Beastin'

In a sport, to do exceptionally well. Used mostly in football, when one out-jukes opponents.
A time when your senses are hightened and you can perform above average in what you are doing.

Dude, I was totally beastin' on that fool.

by turbansam May 13, 2008

beastin'

To admonish with seemingly unwarranted severity, usually expressed with righteous indignation.

a. "I don't care if it's 100 degrees out, you're not leaving this house in JUST a thong."
b. "Yo, why you gotta be beastin'?!"
a. "But, mom..."

by jareda May 18, 2005

Belitini

a girl jacks a man off and gets some of the cum into his belly button, she then has to sip it out like a martini

Variations:
Dirty belitini-same thing but man is jacked off after anal sex

I made Mary a belitini.

by Dumpster love June 28, 2008

Beastin and feastin

Being a pro at potentially everything you do.

ex. Reece: did u see that warriors game yesterday!?
Josh: Yeah, Curry was Beastin and Feastin!

by @McSavagery July 17, 2016