Bellendick

Adejective; To discribe someone's behaviour as two parts of the male genitalia at once.

He was being a bit bellendick.

by Jedi On Fire October 17, 2010

Bellendium

The latin origin of the common insult "bell end".

Haha, I actually just saw a guy walk straight into an all glass door. It knocked him right down! What a bellendium.

by Lozzaaa456 June 24, 2011

Bellendius

End of a man's winky

"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone

*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*

by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021

Bellendium

Cum, Semen

Damn... Susan sure knows how to extract that sweet Bellendium, she should go get herself a job in Kalgoorlie!

by Mr Fister 84 June 13, 2021

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022