Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

belgica

Belgica is a very unique person. She's the type of person who could hype you up, very outgoing and a fun-loving person. Her heart's full of gold and has the hottest look wherever she goes. Beautiful inside out. Loves food anytime and loves to explore, one of a kind friend. Never lose her, her eyes speak her feelings

Belgica is my BEST FRIEND ❤

by king alpha 321 August 21, 2018

Belgian Blowfish

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.

Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.

by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009

Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.

"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."

by Deerobouros April 25, 2013

bergina

What a fake gynecologist calls a vagina.

Ok Meg, let's take a look at that bergina.

by thewebguy April 26, 2006

Belgian Double Dipper

The act of two males performing anal sex on a female, and then proceeding to place the tips of each of their fecal covered penises in a nostril. The males ejaculate blowing semen and feces up into her nose. The female then hocks a lugee of cum and poop, spitting it gently into an used chocolate rapper. This action is known as the belgian double dipper because the resulting viscous liquid looks like a white belgian, chocolate which was then dipped in dark chocolate.

"Did you get any valentines day candy from Bobby?"

"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."

"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."

"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."

by Slampig89 April 8, 2009