Mrs beards toe

A crooked ass toe that needs to be looked at by a medical professional

Mrs beards toe is very disturbing she should wear tennis shoes

by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.

Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”

by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020

Bearders Remorse

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.

He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.

by Tamumba March 19, 2008

Tickle your beard

That means sex in the gay community.

I want to tickle your beard.

by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013

college beard

A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.

"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."

by :) :) :) June 4, 2007

Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020