Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.
by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009
Get the Beertard mug.The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010
Get the BeerCat mug.The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.
Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*
Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*
Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"
by Ceasar's Palace May 15, 2011
Get the Beergatory mug.When drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.
Homeowner: How was everything while I was in Yellowdog Park?
Housesitter: Actually, not good. I gotta tell you the truth...there was a beersacre.
Homeowner: A beersacre?
Housesitter: Yeah, it's basically when drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.
Homeowner: How delightfully articulate!
Housesitter: Actually, not good. I gotta tell you the truth...there was a beersacre.
Homeowner: A beersacre?
Housesitter: Yeah, it's basically when drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.
Homeowner: How delightfully articulate!
by HotNurse2000 December 23, 2011
Get the beersacre mug.A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.
Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!
by David Winchester May 24, 2008
Get the beeriacle mug.Margarita recipe that is made with the following ingredients:
12 oz Mountain Dew
12 oz Frozen Limeade
12 oz Corona
12 oz Tequila
Mix in large pitcher and drink on ice (preferably on a hot day).
12 oz Mountain Dew
12 oz Frozen Limeade
12 oz Corona
12 oz Tequila
Mix in large pitcher and drink on ice (preferably on a hot day).
by ndistress October 18, 2008
Get the beergaritas mug.The process of taking your empty beer cans to a recycling center for petty cash in order to buy more beer.
I'm so broke right now that I had to start saving my beer cans so I could take advantage of my beerback rewards.
by bdrguez September 2, 2013
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