beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beesters

Good quality marijuana grown in bulk in Canada. Originated from refering to buds from British Columbia but now is used to refer to any good marijuana grown in quantity in Canada.

Person 1) You got some dank bro?

Person 2) Naw, but I got some beesters tho.

by DEKE April 8, 2005

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

by @catfur June 28, 2012

Beerger

A combination of beer and burger: A staple meal for the modern gentleman

‘Fancy a beerger mate?’
‘You bet, we’ll stop for some cheese twists on the way'

by AdamBazza February 20, 2011

Hurdy ass beeter

The gratest bestt weponn/guhn nown to mane kinde

I murderderd dat Hyperion basterrd with me hurdy ass beeter

by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020

Hurdy ass beeter

The gratest wepohn/guhn nown to mahn kinde

I murderderd dat Hyperion basterred with me hurdy ass beeter

by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020

Beernergy

The sudden rejuvination of body and mind after consuming the first alcoholic beverage of the day.

I got 4 hours of sleep last night and worked a 12 hour shift today, I'm gonna fall asleep if I don't get some beernergy.

by da beers September 19, 2009