beer shit

After a night of drinking this is the painful shit. Usually it burns on the way out and requires a lot of effort, it also had some weird chemical that seems to give it both adhesive and cohesive qualities.

E.g. That was the worst Beer Shit ever. It burnt and took ages.

by ZebRollerAx7 June 11, 2006

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 17, 2005

beer shits

when one needs to deficate (shit) while drinking alcohol. most commonly occuring towards the beginning or end of drinking.

i'll be right back i have the beer shits

by Luchidizzle September 25, 2004

beer shit

When you drink so much beer your shit is turns into beer.

I got so shit-faced I took the nastiest beer shit!

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008

shit-beer

verb

to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.

shit-beer(ed) past tense

Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.

by DHAMMER September 14, 2009