Beelzebub

Beelzebub, only the most cute and ons of the funniest anime series. The series is about a demon lord baby which seems logic as Beelzebub translate to demon or Satan. The demon lord baby is send to the human world to find himself a human parent.
Your heart will melt as you watch this anime.

No, no, no don't cry baby beel (beel-san)
- common line in beelzebub

Beelzebub by Cosmic Creature August 14, 2017

Beelzeboo 

Son of satan

My boyfriend is beelzeboo.

Beelzeboo by Bonnievanhelsing June 14, 2018

Beelzebub

Not Satan.

It is an ancient Jewish pisstake on a pagan god, Ba'al Zebul (which means Lord of the High House).

The Israelites changed it to Beelzebub which means Lord of the Flies as a diss.

Beelzebub does not mean Satan, it means Lord of the Flies

Beelzebub by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Beelzeboobs 

The boobs on a woman wearing a standard devil costume for Halloween.

There was a big-breasted woman at the party who was dress in a red leotard, sporting horns, a cape, and a pitchfork. She had Beelzeboobs !!

Beelzeboobs by Johnny Tootles September 7, 2008

Beelzebub

All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.

As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.

Beelzebub by SKAAA December 25, 2006

Lord Beelzebub 

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.

Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”

Lord Beelzebub by The Devil Put Aside For You July 8, 2020

beelzebub creamsicle 

After railing out a woman in the anus, squeeze orange juice into her gaping hole and make her scream like the devil.

1. I looked in the Sexual Cookbook and found a Beelzebub Creamsicle.
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"

beelzebub creamsicle by Snokeldink Custardbath July 22, 2014