beefcake

A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.

"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"

by Mala1516 May 4, 2006

beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.

henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.

by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010

beefkake

Noun: To consume an inhuman amount of beef at a Japanese BBQ. Amalgamation of the word beef + the Japanese root word "kake", meaning to do something excessively or take something in great amounts.

Damn I'm full. That was one wild beefkake session. Now where are my shoes?

Quitting Time, whose up for a night of beefkake?

A: That new girlfriend of yours sure has an appetite.
B: Yeah, she sure likes a good beefkake now and again.

His face covered in grease, he belched loudly and declared that it had been the best bit of beefkake he'd ever partaken in.

by Fan Laoshi September 9, 2012

beefcake

(liverpool slang)
similar to the word groc , beefcake is an adjective used to describe a girl who is built like a lad and looks greasy AF (you know the type of girl)

"i wouldn't cross that beefcake"

"you don't want to get on the wrong side of her she's a proper beefcake"

by L25imm April 23, 2018

Japanese Beefcake

A Japanese Chad

That kid at school was a real Japanese beefcake.

by Wompert June 9, 2021

Beefcake Rags

An article of clothing that may have once resembled a shirt but has been cut down the sides to display the chest and stomach. Usually worn by bulky/douchey men at the gym.

I wish those guys at the gym would wear shirts instead of just beefcake rags.

by la peregrina March 8, 2010

beefcake

A male, usually college-age, who is considered to be buff because he has freakishly huge muscles, plays a lot of sports, and is more often than not very tanned. Many women, especially those who might be referred to as bimboes, find beefcakes attractive, but they fail to realize that beefcakes' brains are contained in their biceps. Beefcakes can be found at college football games, gyms, and if they are comfortable with exposing themselves in such manners, Chippendales.

Geez, I was hoping some nice, smart guys would be here, but all I see are beefcakes.

by the-anomaly November 24, 2006