beefosa

a samosa that is just was too beefy to qualify as a samosa anymore

Boy: that samosa was soooooo beefy
Girl: that's no samosa, it's a beefosa

by Robert Timms October 25, 2007

Beetis Bowl

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021

Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Beefin'

Arguing/fighting, or a feud between friends, family members, enemies or gangs. Sometimes it just means a verbal confrontation, but quite often leads to violence.

Gang banger: "Were beefin' with those ese's!"

by Carl Johnson August 31, 2005

Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

beefing

Disputatious or holding malice against someone

Ja Rule and 50 Cent have been beefing over bullsh*t

by Tiffy&Tolly June 24, 2005

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011