battle of the bedroom

An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.

Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

in the bedroom

a phrase you say after reading your fortune cookie out loud.

Mom: Honey what does your fortune cookie say?
Jimmy: "Your future looks bright and prosperous... in the bedroom"
Mom: We are never coming to this Chinese restaurant again!!! Thats terrible!!!!

by the next year will be full of joy and laughter...in the bedroom May 10, 2007

bedrocked

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

by Hueydude February 28, 2015

Bedroom body

According to Phil McNickle. It’s when the light is low and hits the boys just right and shows all the sexy curves and muscles.

Awe yeah girl let me fuck that bedroom body

by Armrunr April 20, 2018

bedrock moment

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

bedroom gangster

A phrase popularized by popular rap vocalist Ludacris, this phrase refers to a sexually active urban male who is skilled at physically pleasuring others in the intimate milieu.

I'm a bedroom gangster. The ladies love my skills.

by Ziggizle June 17, 2008

Bedroom Community

A suburban community/town with little to no major employment center(s) to call its own. People only seem to sleep there when they're not working 80 Hrs./wk closer in to the city where the jobs are. The only commercial space is retail & services for the residents (banks, groceries, malls, etc.) Residents often choose bedroom communities because of affordablility relative to living closer to the city, lower perceived crime, and schools with students that look just like their kids.

This commute's killin' me, but I can only afford a house in this bedroom community.

by Rex Cavendish November 2, 2005