beavertale

the cool guy who wrote this

beavertale kool

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Beaverization

Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams

Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America

by CapybaraSupremacy February 3, 2022

Beaverwitch

A lesbian of any age what tempts a heterosexual woman of any age into misandry leading to homosexual infidelity resulting in a loss of marriage, relationship, and or rational thinking.

That beaverwitch cursed my wife.

by Pragford March 7, 2023

Beavergate

When someone accidentally sends a picture of their unwanted vagina to a group of people that it was not intended for. This causes an uproar and an Beavergate is an investigation, similar to Watergate to figure out who the recipient was supposed to be and what the story was behind the infamous mishap. The sender of the picture also goes into immediate damage control.

After a night of drinking Monica pulled a Beavergate involving the entire PTA. Rumors flies, was she cheating, was this for attention, had she been drinking but most importantly in this day and age why was she sporting a 1970’s inspired bush?

by PTA member October 14, 2025