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beaverbox

beaverbox-A sexual term referring to a vagina, a secret word referring to a pipe(used to smoke marijuana), referring to a "knockoff" otterbox (iphone case), or to anger people by using a pointless and confusing word.
"Hey stop grabbing my beaverbox!"

"i couldn't afford an otterbox so i bought a beaverbox"

"i love to smoke weed from your beaverbox"

"beaverbox... X-( ???"
by BEAVERBOX GUY August 18, 2011
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beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010
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Beaverton

Beaverton has very few homeless people.
by Peter G November 4, 2003
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Beaverjob

A beaver job is a blowjob in which a lot of teeth action is used by the giver. Beaverjobs are usually less pleasant as blowjobs unless done absolutely perfect. But to this day, nobody has yet perfected the Beaverjob.
Brandi gave me a Beaverjob last night. It really hurt!
by Karl Staager March 2, 2011
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Beavercreek

a city too small to have public transport, clubs, or real bars, but too big be able to walk across without fatigue. mainly suburban preppy families intent on getting thier kids into college. lots of military parents. Dayton is nearby, but the crime rate is so high the population just decided to up and out. near were the river of fire toxic waste spill happened in the 1990's.
boy: moving to Beavercreek?
girl: yeah....
boy:better get into boarding school.
by BHS sleeper May 24, 2011
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Beaverlodge

A small, grungy town in northern Alberta which is known for its gratuitous amounts of narcotics, trampy women, constant gusting winds that turn a nice, sunny day into a miserable one and, most importantly, its giant beaver statue.

People will only ever live in Beaverlodge for one of two reasons: (1) to make money (which is generally in abundance because nobody actually wants to be there) or (2) because they're too poor to leave. This often occurs because people are bored and resort to narcotics for recreational purposes.

While utterly depressing and generally the most uninteresting place you'll ever see, the few people who are able to maintain a relatively healthy level of sanity while living in Beaverlodge are able to do so through the enactment of downward social comparison, i.e. comparing themselves to the people of Wembley, Horse Lake, and Hythe -neighbouring communities.
Beaverlodgian: "Oh... My... Gosh... I hate my life. I think I'll go end it upon that needlessly ugly giant beaver statue".

*A Wemblian, Horse-Laker, and a Hythian walk by*

Beaverlodgian: "Well, I guess Beaverlodge isn't THAT bad... Maybe I'll just go snort some coke instead"
by JPaps December 20, 2010
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Beavercreek

small city east Dayton, Ohio, wellknown of attractive girls, wealthy parents who buy luxury cars for their kids, most of Beavercreek people go to Wright State University because they scared to live outside Beavercreek, it lacks in diversity it makes up in snobby people who claim to be open-minded, they originally farmers , they don’t accept anybody to live there.
Beavercreek
by OHIO4ever January 1, 2013
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