beautated

Derived from the terms beautiful and mutation. Beautation is a non-technical term that refers to an object that has undergone a mutation or a general physical transformation from an aesthetically unassuming object into a beautiful object.

A person that has undergone plastic surgery to enhance their aesthetic beauty has become beautated.

by edmontobbb September 1, 2011

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

Beirutarded

When one acts like the retard of the retards.

That user is acting Beirutarded.

by Kira Onime October 12, 2011

Brutarded

If something is so retarded it's brutal or so brutal it's retarded. In reference to the Metal band "Devils Club". who's first album entitled "Brutarded".

Holy crap that band was brutarded!

by mayas flip flop September 27, 2009

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008