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Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.
Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.
by KellogGoat November 22, 2018
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bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.
Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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Beatles Mafia

a gang of rogue, militant Beatles fans who will destroy anyone who insults or undermines the work of the group, or any of it's members.
When Sally offended the Beatles Mafia by saying that the Rolling Stones were better, she woke up with Henry The Horse's head on her pillow
by vapeaurmauve December 11, 2006
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The Beatles

Probably the best rock band of all time. And the most successful. With just over 7 years (1962-1970) together, the "Fab Four" created 12 superb studio albums, 28 #1's (UK & US) and a lot of Beatlemaniacs. With all kinds of songs, from I Am The Walrus to Yesterday, Helter Skelter to Norwegian Wood, there is something for everyone. Also they are the freakin Beatles! It's basically a crime to dislike them.
John Lennon: Crab-a-locker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

Person 1: Do you like The Beatles?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat
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Beatleism

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011
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The Beatles

The most popular and best-selling band in the world, even 30 years after they broke up.
Frequently dismissed by 13-year-olds as "old" and "over-rated", until they actually hear them for the first time.
by Yoko Nono June 6, 2003
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beatles

The best band in history! A few songs:
Yesterday, Help, Yes it is, Norwegian Wood, Nowhere Man, Girl, I am the Walrus, and Yellow Submarine.

Yay for the Beatles!
by RebeccaCS December 28, 2005
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