Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

Bear-Gasm

A sweet sensation, better than an orgasm, provoked by seeing a picture of a girl who you will never meet or sleep with.

I seen a picture of Megan Fox today, then Vannessa Anne Hudgens. I pulled down my pants and bear-gasmed everywhere.

by Ciaran Ya Bass January 31, 2009

Beergasm

The climax a warm or agitated bottle of beer has shortly after the first sip. See Brewkakke

Whoa, It looks like Sam Adams just had a beergasm. Keep your Patriot/Brewers jizz off my mom's sofa.

by luvchowda April 1, 2009

Beergasm

That feeling of pure satisfaction from the long awaited first drink of delicious ice cold beer after a long days work.

Man I just popped a top on that Hurricane, turned it up and Aaaah! Beergasm!

by bush68 August 12, 2018

boargasm

When a man/woman is sexually attracted to a pig or boar. Originates from San Francisco. Generally used as an insult.

That guy checking out those pigs over there is definitely having a boargasm.

by ging2 February 18, 2011

beangasm

A sudden, unexpected orgasm, usually occurring in the presence of something far beyond the person experiencing the beangasm. Feelings of shame and guilt often succeed the beangasm.

I was at the bar and then this super smokin chick appeared out of nowhere, i had a beangasm.

That was so awesome, i think i just had a beangasm.

I beangasmed, all over the carpet.

by timtom123 March 17, 2011

Bargasm

The word bargasm was invented by online RC shop rchobby-avenues.co.uk to define a multitude of great bargains customers can greatly enjoy on many products. 'Bargasm' is composed of the words bargain (low in price) and orgasm (very satisfying).
When a shop offers many great deals/offers/discounts to its customers, the customer enjoys multiple bargasms.

Dude, buying this car was a great bargasm.
I can't wait for Black Friday to grab myself multiple bargasms in different shops

by it's972 October 6, 2016